There is a lot of prep required to get this old hunk of noodle bar up and running again. Also, it needs the internet to run the basement sex dungeon Spotify playlist that one of our Chechen dominatrices playfully titled "slappers" (plus the air fresheners down there are on a digital timer that comes with a super helpful app you can access from your phone), so it will be next Thursday, the 10th of November, before you can stampede to your/our old stomping grounds and fill bag after bag with Chicken Katsu and steaming Sichuan Noodles. Meanwhile, the children and I will be hard at work testing fuses and selling cocaine to ensure that everything is tip-top and ready to go for your arrival. Any specials will be announced slightly before we reopen, but the full menu is available somewhere below this post in another idiotic post I made earlier.
See you soon, back where we belong.
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