How do you empathise with a collective narcissistic void?

Coming at you hot and fast this Thursday plus the weekend (except for the cannoli, which is fast but cold, or at least room temperature):

And, of course, the rest of the actual menu for those of you not interested in Special Things:

And remember, any trumpet you may have heard could have been Gabriel's, and what you are experiencing is Hell.*



* My guess, it was Jason Derulo's 2013 hit "song" Trumpets and most people were too busy changing the channel/station to contemplate the possible divine implications.