All this and Chicken Skin Cannoli?
Govanhill, we spoil you. But you already know this. We have been spoiling you consistently for years, and the most expensive thing you have consumed has cost you £10.
Earlier this evening I attended a residents' meeting at my flat regarding the resignation of the factor (really it was an owners' meeting, which I only attended to see what kind of people own the flats in the property I rent) and they informed me that someone quoted them £12,000 to replace the garage door that has been broken for two years.
I thought about that figure for hours, and about the fact that it is literally a roller shutter operated by a small electric winch, which I genuinely believe I can just repair if I can find a model-specific manual online.
I'm out here putting 36 hour dry-cured pork belly in a hand-mixed galbi sauce atop house-pickled red onions, house-made crispy onion mix, house-made taco spice, and a fat whack of rice (plus some cabbage, coriander, and limes) and charging £9.00 despite the takeaway container coming in at a breezy 75p all on its own and some fucknut contractor who is probably the brother of some fucknut middleman at the factor's office is asking for twelve grand to fix what is essentially a bike chain rigged to an on/off switch.
This country is doomed.
NANIKA/OnlyBuns will likely not be around for much longer as I refuse to participate in this asinine race to total collapse the West seems intent on seeing through to the bitter end.
Get your lunch or dinner while they last.
And try not to contribute to the death spiral of modern capitalism if at all possible.
No comments:
Post a Comment